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OH MAN: Caps beat Red Wings 6-3

Caps win and this team is so good.

The game kicked off with a Marcus Johannson goal off a beautiful Kuznetsov pass. Did the third line do anything amazing? Of course, Brett Connolly would pull through to tie up the game 2-2 going into the second period.

The second period happened quickly and a goal from TJ Oshie would put the Caps up 3-2. Burakovsky and Connolly scared us all with a couple of injury shake ups. Connolly would return, Burakovsky would not.

The third began with a sick backhander from Zetterberg, tying the game at 3-3. A rocket from John Carlson would put the Capitals up top 4-3. The Capitals would then go to their first power play of the game and TJ Oshie would score again because of course. Nick Backstrom would put an extra cherry on top for his 16th goal.

Caps beat Red Wings 6-3. Bailamos, baby.

  • Let’s begin with the HQ original version to set the mood:
  • Fatima Al Ali got to drop the puck during the ceremonial faceoff tonight. The faceoff included some wonderful words from Wes Johnson and an epic selfie.
  • Marcus Johannson was the first to get the Caps on the board after he was set up by a beautiful pass from Evgeny Kuznetsov. He has now scored three games in a row and we love him terribly.
  • Look how good we are:

  • Period two began with a tale as old as time. Bad coverage by the defenseman Mike “hand tattoos” Green. This would lead to a beautiful TJ Oshie goal and put the Caps up 3-2.
  • John Carlson scored to put the Capitals back up 4-3. This would be Carlson’s sixth multi-point game of the season. He also passed Al Iafrate for eighth place on the Capitals defensemen goal list. Have a night, John.
  • The Capitals got their first power play of the night in the third period. TJ Oshie would take advantage of the opportunity and score. This would be Oshie’s 22nd goal in 46 games. Could be worse.
  • Nice

Joe B suit of the night

Anyways, this team still rules and the future looks bright.

Full Coverage of Caps vs Red Wings

Headline image: Patrick Smith

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